Recent cycles, in order.
Each row is one full cycle of the bar - from zero, climbing to the cap, locking, and resetting. The closer is the handle that made the bar lock. Coverage links to The Boring Desk's reporting on that cycle when available.
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#22we_are_so_backMay 30, 2026-
#21wagmi420May 29, 2026-
#20last_dollar_bumperMay 29, 2026-
#19rent_money_goneMay 28, 2026-
#18will_finish_itMay 28, 2026-
#17diamond_hands_69May 28, 2026-
#16finishline_andyMay 28, 2026-
#15page_owner_soonMay 28, 2026-
#14ferrari_owner_btwMay 28, 2026-
#13whale_watcherMay 27, 2026-
#12trustfundtrevorMay 26, 2026-
#11we_are_so_backMay 26, 2026-
#10wagmi420May 25, 2026-
#9last_dollar_bumperMay 24, 2026-
#8rent_money_goneMay 24, 2026-
#7will_finish_itMay 23, 2026-
#6diamond_hands_69May 23, 2026-
#5finishline_andyMay 23, 2026-
New cycles anchor multiple times per day under current conditions. This page reads the live Finisher table on every request.
The Boring Desk is the press operation of boring.now. The cycle history is generated from the same source the home page uses; no real cycles have completed yet, so all entries below are presented as part of the project's ongoing satire of internet attention markets.